my apartment building always smells like weed.

my toilet broke the other day. well. it still works. the chain on the inside broke meaning the flusher doesn't work. so now i have to reach inside and pull the flappy (technical term) up in order to flush. it will probably remain like this until i get piss tired of dunking my hand into cold water a few times every day.

in new york, or at least at my bank, they put a hold on any check over $400. not so awesome when you have to pay rent and they have a hold on your account, aye?

This is to be used for recording my mundane research.

It will include, but will not be limited to sightings of famous people, conversations overheard on the subway, pointless facts, and generally interesting or uninteresting things.

Sound exciting?

No. It probably won't be. 

But I did see Sarah Jessica Parker the other day.

omg.