my toilet broke the other day. well. it still works. the chain on the inside broke meaning the flusher doesn't work. so now i have to reach inside and pull the flappy (technical term) up in order to flush. it will probably remain like this until i get piss tired of dunking my hand into cold water a few times every day.

in new york, or at least at my bank, they put a hold on any check over $400. not so awesome when you have to pay rent and they have a hold on your account, aye?